A little bird flew very far, to a distant land.
When he got there he realized it was covered in ice and he froze to death.
Later on a cow passed by and took a dump right on top of him.
The warm dump began to melt the ice surrounding the bird.
He was resurrected, but still buried, and so he began to chirp.
A cat passed by, heard the cries, and began to dig him out of the shit.
He then ate the bird.
The person that takes a dump on you, isn’t always your enemy and the person who takes you out of the shit isn’t always your friend.